Man Boobs :30 (Open on two guys driving in a MINI. The driver is taking corners and they're both having fun as they sway back and forth. The passenger is somewhat overweight) SFX: Tires Squealing. (The MINI pulls to a stop) Heavy Guy: This thing really handles! (They both look over at his man boobs, that are still jiggling from the drive. The driver looks away, uncomfortable) Heavy Guy: I'm gonna get out and walk from here. MINI logo and Super: Be Nimble. MINI logo and super: Be MINI. _______________________________________________________________ "Moustache" :15 (Open on a woman riding on a scooter. Suddenly, a moustache comes flying onto her face and sticks right where a moustache would go. Two eyebrows then fly onto her face, just above her real eyebrows, making them look extra thick. Cut to a MINI, where the passenger is pulling his head back in the window. He has no eyebrows and no moustache. He’s excited) GUY: Wooooaaahahaha aaaaahhahaa yeaaah MINI logo and super: Be Turbo. Be MINI. ___________________________________________________________________ "Car Seat" (Open on a guy driving his MINI) Driver: Oh! Time for Daddy to get some gas! Guy (VO): Finally. (The driver looks confused and turns around. A grown man is strapped into a child's car seat. The driver looks completely amazed) Driver: (whispering, shocked) Billy? MINI logo and super: Be Fuel Efficient. MINI logo and super: Be MINI.